It was bound to happen. With all of the ranting and raving Americans like to do about how rude the French are, I really hadn't encountered much rudeness at all. Perhaps it's because I'm already used to the brusqueness of living in a city from being in D.C., or maybe because I at least attempt to speak French to them, but most people I come across on a day to day basis are perfectly present.
Unluckily, one man effectively balanced out my perspective last night. A group of us went to a fondue restaurant that is known for serving wine in baby bottles: I'm not sure why, but they do and it sounded fun. Our waiter was an extremely disgruntled 70 year old who decided to rant to us about how Americans have drinking problems, and then would not let any of us order a second glass of wine. He kept counting the amount of bottles left on our table, and as soon as someone finished theirs he would snatch it up off the table: this was easy because he LITERALLY stood at the end of our table watching us very awkwardly the entire time.
We later found out that he was obsessing over the possibility of one of us stealing a baby bottle. We all started getting frustrated and in a rush to leave because of how rude he was. As we were leaving, he decided to single me out, block me from exiting, and insisted on searching through my bag! At this point I just desperately wanted to leave and since I obviously hadn't stolen a baby bottle, I sighed and started taking my bag off of my shoulder.
The waiter then decided that I wasn't being quick enough and yells at me to hurry up before he calls the police! WHAT!? Then, when he is going through my bag, he grabs my water bottle triumphantly but when he pulls it out and see that it is, in fact, NOT a baby bottle as I was trying to tell him the whole time, he just gives me a dirty look but finally lets me leave.
I have never been happier to leave somewhere in my life! Refuge de Fondue certainly made my list of places I'd recommend to my worst enemy! Also, I would just like to question why this man chose me as the one he was most likely to catch with a stolen baby bottle! I've never stolen anything in my life!